Here it is, my promised blog post on an
alternate story for the Star Wars prequels. When you read this, you will
realize I’ve kept most characters (well, Jar Jar had to go), but changed some
of them. Now, without further delay, into the “Phantom Menace.”
Episode
1:
A ship is on its way to Naboo, but not on a
diplomatic mission. When the Trade Federation approached the planet, they
blocked all kinds of communications and, after not hearing from back home, the
representative (a certain Senator Palpatine) has requested a scouting mission. Qui-Gon
and Obi-Wan are on their way to the planet when they encounter the fleet
blocking their approach. After a breathtaking run through enemy lines, the ship
lands on Naboo and both Jedi leave it to make their way to the capital.
In the shadows close to the ship, we get a
first glimpse at Darth Maul. He has contact with his master, Darth Sidious, who
tells him not to interfere at this time, but keep an eye on the Jedi, also
reminding his student what happened the last time Maul acted too early. The two
Jedi approach the capital carefully, avoiding the droid army, not aware of
being followed.
Inside the palace, Padmé, one of the queen’s
ladies in waiting, is not happy with just keeping hidden inside the fortified
structure while who-knows-what happens to the people outside. She is sixteen
and wants to do something. It’s actually the reason why her family sent her to
the capital - hoping she would learn to behave more like a lady and less like a
wild tomboy. Padmé decides to sneak out and do something.
On her way out, she meets a few droids and
the Jedi, who come to her aide - but only after she’s had some time to
demonstrate her own skills with a blaster. Padmé takes them to see the queen
who in turn asks them to take Padmé with them, so she can meet up with the
Senator and act as witness in front of the Senate.
While they make their escape, their ship is
damaged and so they have to make an emergency landing on a nearby planet which
happens to be Tatooine. There they first find a farm where a young guy named
Anakin is not happy with his life. He’s fourteen, his mother is on her second
marriage, and his father (a soldier) died years ago. Anakin leads them to a
nearby settlement (could be Mos Eisley or another place) where they buy a few
spare parts (let’s be honest, a galactic organisation like the Jedi Order or an
interplanetary government should both have some emergency accounts for people
travelling in their name). Qui-Gon realizes the boy is force-sensitive, but
wasn’t found because of the remote location he lives in. Anakin’s mother and
stepfather don’t want him to come along with the Jedi, because they need all
helping hands on the farm (and his mother, of course, worries for him,
especially given his father’s fate). Anakin, doing what most fourteen-year-olds
might do in such a situation, stows away on the ship and Qui-Gon pretends not
to notice it. Once they’re halfway to the capital of the Republic, it’s far too
late to send the boy back, so he has to come along.
Once they’ve arrived, Padmé joins Palpatine
on his way to more power … eh, I mean help for Naboo, of course. Anakin is
dragged to the Jedi Council, but not allowed to train, because he’s too old
already (makes more sense with the older Anakin, who’s really missing something
between ten and five years of training at his age). Qui-Gon argues, but caves
in at the end and promises to take Anakin back home as soon as the situation on
Naboo is resolved.
A small force is sent out to Naboo to team
up with the populace (both human and non-human). On the way back, Qui-Gon gives
Anakin a few simple lessons, Anakin starts flirting with Padmé, and Obi-Wan (who
is around twenty) and Anakin start to hang out. Qui-Gon, sensing his end is
near (after all, Yoda does that, too, in Return of the Jedi), records a last
wish for the Council: for Anakin, who’s extremely gifted with the Force, to be
trained despite his age. When Anakin talks to Obi-Wan about Padmé, he learns
relationships are not encouraged by the Jedi Order, because they might get in
the way of their duty. When they reach the fleet, they are viciously attacked,
but Anakin shows his extreme flying talent and manoeuvres the ship through the
blockade and safely down to the planet.
Padmé manages to win the trust of the
Gungans and they agree to fight side by side with the humans. Once the small
task force reaches the capital however, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are challenged by
Darth Maul (who is acting against his masters orders) and a fight begins. Padmé
leads the soldiers inside and raises the remainders of the army there for the
battle for the capital. Anakin smuggles himself into one of the starfighters
and leaves for the battle above the planet.
From here on, there’s various battles going
on, the one the Gungans fight on the plains, the one Padmé and the soldiers
fight in the capital, the one of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan against Darth Maul, and
the one Anakin is in above the planet. As in the movie, Anakin takes out the
control unit of the droids after extremely impressive flying. Padmé gets her
hands on the heads of the Trade Federation. The Gungan flatten the droids,
although the shutoff is helpful. Darth Maul kills Qui-Gon, but considers
Obi-Wan beneath him, so he lets the Padawan live and escapes.
The Jedi Council respects Qui-Gon’s final
wish and accepts Anakin as a Padawan. Obi-Wan is promoted to full Jedi Knight
and put in charge of Anakin. Padmé accepts to become part of the diplomatic
corps. Darth Sidious is not amused about his student’s disobedience, but
accepts the overall outcome, because it serves his plans.
Episode
2:
Darth Maul tours the Outer Rim, looking for
new allies for his master. He has been sowing several conflicts, hoping to
stretch the Republic’s resources to their limit. Anakin, now around twenty, is
still staying with Obi-Wan. He’s resentful of other Padawans who mock him for
not being on the same level in his training. The missing years are still to be
felt and can’t be balanced out completely by his powers. He accompanies Obi-Wan
from planet to planet, unknowingly following Darth Maul, trying to extinguish
the fires the Sith has left behind.
Padmé, now about twenty-two, is tiring of politics.
She is still in the diplomatic corps and attached to Senator Palpatine. She
sees the inefficiency of the political system and Palpatine does agree with her
on it. He tells her he will do everything to make it more efficient and ensure
help for everyone in the Republic, no matter how far away from the centre they
are.
The Jedi Council finds it harder and harder
to reach consent. The numerous small conflicts demand a lot of decisions, most
of which aren’t between right and wrong, but between ‘what we consider more
important’ and ‘what we consider less important.’ Conflicts are growing inside
the Council, especially between Yoda, representing the guardian side, and Mace
Windu (what? you think I’d leave out a character played by Samuel L. Jackson?),
representing the warrior side.
Obi-Wan and Anakin manage to catch up with
Darth Maul who taunts them. Obi-Wan rushes off after the man who killed his
master and Anakin finds himself alone in the middle of a group of masked
warriors (clones, but not in the proto-stormtrooper armour). Anakin is almost
overwhelmed, but when his fear rises, so does his power - he taps into the Dark
Side instead of the Light Side and comes out victorious. Obi-Wan battles Darth
Maul and manages to wound the other one (I’d suggest a leg, there’s enough
cut-off arms in that universe already). Darth Maul escapes, however, and
retreats. Obi-Wan, remembering his own student, returns to find Anakin in the
middle of his slain enemies. He senses the Dark Side, but decides not to
mention it this time - Anakin is still in training and it’s not uncommon for a
student to have a brush with the Dark Side at one point of his life. Better
early, than after the end of the training.
Count Dooku (what? you thought he’d be
missing?) assures Darth Sidious that everything is going as planned with the
clone warriors. Production is going well and they have proven efficient enough
in their first battles (except for the one against Anakin, that is, but Count
Dooku doesn’t mention it). Once Darth Sidious has seized power, he will have
his absolutely obedient army. Darth Sidious is not happy with Darth Maul’s
fight with Obi-Wan - it’s not wise to challenge the Jedi too early.
Back home on Coruscant, Anakin receives a
message from his younger brother Owen, who tells him their mother has died of a
disease. Anakin knows the disease would have been easy to treat, had his mother
lived somewhere less remote than the Outer Rim. He seeks out Padmé, with whom
he has been meeting regularly during his training. Once he has told her about
his mother, she comforts him and then tells him about Palpatine and his plans
to make the Republic a better place where everyone will find the help they
need. She promises to arrange a meeting.
Anakin and Obi-Wan are sent out again and
find themselves facing a large force of clones. During the fight, Anakin taps
into the Dark Side again. This time, Obi-Wan reprimands him for it, telling him
the Dark Side is never a solution for a Jedi. Anakin distances himself a little
from his master and friend at that. He doesn’t see where it is bad to use this
power, too, when he needs it.
Anakin meets Palpatine, who not only
assures him that he seeks to make the Republic a better place where everyone
will get the help they need (which would have saved his mother), but also shows
a lot of knowledge about the history of the Jedi Order, even though he claims
he has no connection to the Force himself (a lie, but he is the villain, after
all). Anakin speaks about the problem of Dark Side vs. Light Side (still angry
about Obi-Wan’s words) and Palpatine tells him that, from his point of view,
only the outcome is of importance, not the means.
Anakin is chosen as guardian for Padmé on a
mission (on Palpatine’s request) and they both leave for a supposedly peaceful planet.
On the flight, they start talking and drop into flirting after a while (they
have stayed in contact during the last six years, after all, so they are
familiar with each other already). Anakin is brushing off more and more of the
Jedi principles and he wants to have a deeper and more emotional relationship
with Padmé. At first, the mission goes well, but then they walk into an ambush
and are both brought down unconscious (gas, whatever, something a Jedi can’t
defend against).
Count Dooku has them transported to another
planet, where they are supposed to die in the arena (as in the movie).
Palpatine, of course, has other plans, knowing Anakin will be forced to either
use the Dark Side or he will lose the woman he loves and, perhaps, his own
life. Obi-Wan, however, has been shadowing them, still not trusting Anakin’s
promise not to tap into the Dark Side again, and follows them. He calls for
help from the council. In the arena, Anakin and Padmé fight back to back, but
the sheer amount of enemies threatens to overwhelm them. Obi-Wan joins them,
but it’s still not enough. Anakin doesn’t dare to tap into the Dark Side while
his master is right next to him, but a strike force of other Jedi, led by Mace
Windu, arrives at the very last moment. Anakin follows Dooku and they start to
duel. Dooku cuts off Anakin’s hand, but before he can deal the final strike,
Obi-Wan arrives and takes over the duel. Dooku makes his escape, telling
Obi-Wan another of his master’s servants has reserved the right to kill him.
Obi-Wan talks to Anakin during the flight
back, promising to keep the secret of the growing love between him and Padmé,
but also warns his student that at some point he might have to choose between
love and duty. The Jedi Council is alarmed, they slowly start to realize there
is a guiding force behind all the troubles they have been facing recently (speak:
since the beginning of the movie).
Episode
3:
Anakin and Obi-Wan are still running from
one place to the next, as are most Jedi who are considered warriors rather than
guardians. They are on the trail of Count Dooku and catch up with him on a
planet in the Outer Rim. Obi-Wan falls behind, but Anakin keeps fighting the
fallen Jedi and taps into the Dark Side again, finding the strength he needs to
overpower the other one and kill him. Since he has battled a fallen Jedi who is
using the Dark Side, Obi-Wan can’t tell Anakin has been using it, too.
Padmé fully supports Palpatine’s campaign
for the position as Chancellor. She uses all she has learned from him and other
diplomats to gain votes in the Senate. Finally, Palpatine is pronounced
Chancellor and immediately starts putting his emergency laws to work.
The clone warriors arrive at Coruscant,
Palpatine claims they have originally been produced for the other side, but he
managed to gain control of them. Since there’s still lots of wars going on in
the Republic, nobody wants to know too much about where the unexpected help
came from. Clones and Jedi are grouped, so the Jedi will have more help during
their missions. Instead of sending out small groups of Jedi, each is teamed up
with a group of clone troopers instead. Everything for the destruction of the
order is put in place. Yoda is not happy with this decision, but has to admit
it is the only way to gain any chance of stomping out all the wildfires the
Republic is facing. The Jedi on their own just aren’t a large enough force.
Anakin and Obi-Wan are separated, too. Like
several other Padwans, Anakin is promoted to full Jedi Knight a little early.
He goes out on his first mission and manages it well, even without the Dark
Side. When he comes back, Padmé has news for him: she’s pregnant, Anakin will
become a father. He secretly marries her, but doesn’t inform the Order. He
knows he’d be forced to become a guardian or leave the order completely. He
doesn’t want to stop being a warrior, it’s all he ever wanted to be.
Palpatine suggests to Padmé to get her
husband to leave the order, pointing out that she is becoming a better diplomat
every day and could do with a strong guardian. They could travel the galaxy as
a family, instead of hiding in the shadows as if doing something wrong. Anakin
refuses for the time being, but promises to reconsider once their children have
been born.
Padmé is attacked, but manages to escape (Palpatine
staged the attack). Again, she asks Anakin to leave the order and be with her.
Shocked by the possible loss of his wife and his unborn children, he agrees. He
resigns from his position in the order and openly moves into Padmé’s rooms on
Coruscant. Obi-Wan comes to see him, begging him to stay at least until most of
the problems are resolved, but Anakin declines, pointing out that he almost
lost Padmé already. Palpatine uses this situation to poison Anakin’s mind
further, pointing out the Jedi Order always sees the big picture, but denies
its members any personal happiness. Anakin agrees.
Palpatine stages another attack, this time
on himself. Darth Maul appears during a diplomatic banquet which Anakin and
Padmé both attend as well. Anakin, still armed with his lightsaber, faces Darth
Maul while Palpatine seemingly takes care of Padmé. But Palpatine, realizing
the occasional use of the Dark Side will not bring Anakin into his hands fast
enough, captures Padmé and has some of his minions take her off planet. Anakin
manages to kill Darth Maul, but only to find Palpatine seemingly injured and
his pregnant wife gone. He seeks Obi-Wan’s help, but his friend can’t help him,
there’s too much to do and he can’t just walk away from the Order himself.
Seemingly from the sickbed, Palpatine suggests that full use of the Dark Side
might give Anakin a chance to find his wife.
Anakin taps into the Dark Side, using his
fear for Padmé and his hate for those who have kidnapped her to force a vision.
It’s not much, but he starts his search for her. At the same time, Mace Windu
investigates how a Sith (Darth Maul) could ever have made it into the high
security area of the diplomatic district. He meets Palpatine for the first time
and senses the Dark Side around the other one. When he accuses Palpatine of
being a Sith himself, the future emperor drops his mask and they start to
fight. Mace Windu holds himself well, but they are evenly matched and Palpatine
is more devious by nature. Palpatine lures the Jedi into a trap and kills him.
Anakin comes back from his fruitless search just in time to witness the end of
Mace Windu. Palpatine claims the Jedi are behind Padmé’s disappearance and
admits to being a Sith himself. He twists the truth enough to make himself and
other Sith those who seek to change the Republic for the better while all the
Jedi want is keeping the status quo. And he offers Anakin full help in finding
Padmé, but only if the other one agrees to become his student. Anakin, shaken
by the lies he’s been fed and still afraid for Padmé’s life (and that of their
children), agrees to it.
Palpatine has reached most of his goals
now. He gives the order to kill all Jedi and the murders start. Only Yoda, who
hasn’t been with a squad of clone troopers, and Obi-Wan, who is lucky, escape
the killing. Special squads have been dispatched to the temple, led by Anakin
who has to prove himself, to kill the students and the guardians still staying
there. Anakin realizes he has passed the point of no return, the only chance he
still has is to embrace his new life.
Anakin is given the location of his wife’s
prison and he goes there immediately. Once there, however, he finds out who
really has been behind the kidnapping and is prepared to turn against Palpatine
himself. He makes contact with Obi-Wan, but his former friend is too outraged
by what Anakin did at the temple. While refusing to fight with Anakin, he is ready
to take Padmé as far away as possible, for her sake, not for his former friend’s.
Anakin returns to his new master and
outright challenges him. In a fight, however, he is not strong enough to stand
up to Palpatine, let alone kill the other one. Palpatine threatens him with the
death of his wife and children and Anakin submits.
Padmé gives birth to the twins. Knowing
they are in grave danger, she asks Obi-Wan to take the boy to his uncle Owen,
to Anakin’s half-brother. She herself takes the girl to Bail Organa, who has
become a good friend during her time in diplomatic service. Afterwards, she
seeks out Anakin, but finds Palpatine instead - who kills her, because she
might be able free Anakin from his control. Anakin finds his dead wife, but
doesn’t know who caused her death. Angry with Obi-Wan for not protecting her,
he seeks out his former friend and they start to fight. During the duel, Anakin
is gravely wounded (similar to the movie). Obi-Wan leaves him to die, but he is
found in time. After he has been rebuilt (in other words: once he has become
Darth Vader outwardly), Palpatine tells him Obi-Wan not only was responsible
for Padmé’s death, but also for that of their children, sealing the fate of his
new student and taking the last hopes from Anakin. Darth Vader is truly born.
Yes, I have left out the droids completely.
It’s too unrealistic to have them in the movies the way they were in the
prequels. Even if their memories were erased at some point, people like Obi-Wan
should remember them. Darth Vader should remember the droid he built himself.
Besides, the original trilogy has several droids which come from the same or similar
production lines as C-3PO, so he’s not been built from scratch by a kid
somewhere on a backwater planet. And how would Owen Lars recognize C-3PO as a
protocol droid, if he weren’t a standard model?
This is my vision of the prequels. I think it works out much
better than the prequels themselves do.
